In a close and well-played Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the Boston Celtics pulled away in the second half to win 98-88 over my beloved L.A. Lakers.

Paul Pierce played the role of "hero" in the pivotal third quarter, shooting 5-5 from the field and scoring 15 points, including back-to-back 3's that put the Dirty C's up 75-71 and gave them a lead they wouldn't relinquish.  He also had a "knee injury" that required his teammates to carry him off the court before he took a wheelchair to the trainer's room, worrying every chowdahead in New England until he "dramatically returned" less than five minutes later and was... totally fine.

Ya know, you could've at least limped a little for us, Paula.  Makes it more believable. I've known many a drama queen in my day, even been called one a time or two, but no one--NO ONE--is more of a drama QUEEN than Paul "I've played in the NBA for 10 years without winning a title so cry for me" Pierce.

Enjoy your victory, ladies...

                              

 GO LAKERS!