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Status: Married
State: Wisconsin
Country: US

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Monday, August 20, 2007 20:55

Current mood:  irritated
Category: Pets and Animals
I happen to think that skunks are pretty darn cute.  They have such a bad rap, and it is SO undeserved.  Admittedly, I have never been sprayed by one.  But you know that stinky stuff?  That's called musk.  Yeah, they squirt that at you when they feel threatened, kinda like cats hiss and supermodels throw cellphones.  Skunks have quite good hygiene, for small mammals, and they really don't smell bad, at least not until you hit the at 80 mph, after which treatment even Naomi Campbell might smell quite putrid.  Having your insides forcibly rearranged and randomly distributed over several square meters can do that to ya.

No, they're smarter than dogs, almost as smart as raccoons, and they smell much nicer than your average dog.  Dogs reek.  So why the bad reputation?  Here it is in a nutshell: we squash them and then they stink.  We startle them, and then they make us stink.  Our pets act in a normal predatory fashion, and (surprise!) come home stinking.

Of course, they're wild animals, and deserve nothing so much as to be left alone to get on with being skunks.  So let's give them a break, eh?  And the next time you smell one on the freeway, remember that the skunk may make the musk, but the people make the stink.
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Kee

 
Hear hear!

And that picture is adorable.
 
Posted by Kee on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 15:09
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Andre the Shamrock
Zach Couture

 
Nice post...I just heard on Saturday that skunks smell good (when they aren't spraying or being spread over several square meters). Coincidence or the voice of God? I'm not sure yet...
 
Posted by Andre the Shamrock on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 15:10
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Lori

 
I love that picture--so cute! Can we get a skunk for a pet someday? They can be de-scented; I'm sure they make lovely pets then.
 
Posted by Lori on Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 03:13
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