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Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
Hard
to say, the connection to the video server kept going down. The
interwebs rock! I'd pay 5.99 an hour to watch me kiss. It's hot like
pork skins.
When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
Well if i stopped i wouldn't be walking, Don't people think about these questions?
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
No,
Do you know how badly i wanted your head to be smashed by dwarfs in red
suspenders and leather pasties? Really bad. I lose sleep still.
Fucking dwarfs!
Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
Okay
who hasn't done this?!?! Now if the question was like "have you ever
kissed someone in a vehicle while running from the cops, blindfolded
with 2 lbs of coke in the back seat, and watching So you think you can
dance?" Then that's an interesting question the answers might vary with
that. For the curious that would be a yes from me.
Ever snuck out of your house?
no,
but i sneak into yours. While you're sleeping.... I'll just sit on the
edge of your bed, watching you, eating spicy nacho cheese doritos....
ohhh soo pretty when you sleep, like angels dancing with unicorns,.
Jesus likes it when i steal your left sock. So i do that for him. AHHH
Jesus! you're so funny. Making quilts out of socks. Nacho cheese
stained quilts.
Kill or Be killed?
Depends
on the day, Odd number days i kill, well you know cuz it's odd, on even
days i like to die and come back as hamsters. Not just one hamster but
multiple, like a collective mind thing. OOh yeah except for Sundays i
don't kill or die, it's the lord's day you know.
What did you do today?
shined knives, carved happy faces into my ass, kissed my fingertips, oh and took some meds! YAY! meds are soo pretty.
Do you like someone right this second?
yes but knives don't reach that far. =..(
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Yes, but you have to get em while the body is still warm. Otherwise the skin gets harder to cut into.
What was the last thing you ate?
The flesh of discarded pigs, oh and cheese.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I exist in both time periods. I'm working on becoming a mongoose at night. Give me some time, I'll do it.
Do you snore?
Only after several nights of sleep killing.
Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
nope
Do you like to spend time with people?
Yes i prop them up with makeshift marionette rigs and make them dance to backstreet boys and joy division.
Are you hungry?
If
by hungry you mean, I'm waiting to knock you out with opium, so i can
bash your face in with cats, carve your eyes out with a paperclip, and
then write the lyrics to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on your belly? then yes i'm
hungry
Are you a forgiving person?
I forgive myself everyday for not killing you.
When was the last time you did the dishes?
I'll kill you!
Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
what do you mean by anyone? do you know something? do I have to silence your flapping lips?
What are you about to do?
dance on the graves of burnt moths and father a new breed of super donkey!
Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
yes but a few good wacks with a hammer takes care of the confusion pretty quickly.
If you could be a superhero what would you want to do?
turn anything into a knife, at any time. I think it would be hilarious. Bananas, steering wheels, maybe even guns.
Your name plus "ness"?
silvanoness, is this really a question? people are insane!
Three feelings at the moment?
exhausted, dangerous and fluffy
Done anything you regret so far in life?
not weighing that body down even more, it just floated to the top.
damn!
Are you listening to anything?
i don't listen, i stab you in the eyes!
Where are you right now?
in a bad place.
What are you scared of?
performance anxiety, not being able to fillet you in front of a crowd
Last movie you watched?
All dogs go to heaven, not what i thought it would be.
Last song you sang out loud?
'pink and blue, I'll stab you" by me.
Are you thinking of someone right now?
yes, wondering if i should take their body out of the bed of my truck. It's kinda hot and i hate when they smell.
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
The operator trying to get the number for a place that sells trained monkeys. I guess I'll just have to go online.
Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Lettuce Porn
Have you changed much this year?
Yes,
i used to use strictly serrated knives but I'm expanding into daggers
and stilettos. It's fun to stab. Try to make games out of it, i promise
you, you'll never play scrabble again.
Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
Over there!!!!
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes then i refused them sex. They're dead now.
Do you speak any other language?
Yes the language of puppies and butterflies.
Do you dress for style or comfort?
I dress for maximum striking ability. Which ends up being dinosaur print pjs. Weird huh. I think so.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Nope i have yet to terrorize other countries.
What's the craziest thing you've done?
I'm not crazy! The world is crazy, i'm just the medication.
Favorite color(s)?
black, blood red, tissue pink, and fuschia
What is your favorite blessthefall song?
what!?! what is this filth!? don't bring this to my door!
What are you looking forward to this summer?
watching you while you sleep.
=)
Last time you smiled?
DIDN'T
YOU SEE THAT SMILEY FACE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?! AN IDIOT!!! PREPARE
FOR RECTAL KNIFE INSERTION. Ohhh you're not talking to me.
=)
If you could have anything in the world, what would you want?.
A bunny.
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