I sent this letter off this morning.

Dear Gottfried Heinwein,
As one of my favorite hyperrealists I felt you to be one of the better people to answer a question that has been burning in my mind: Why isn't there hyperfantasyrealism? Fantasy realism that is so real it's fantasy. I ask because I'd really like to see a very heavy metal looking devil dressed as a Ninja wearing an iPod attached via armband arm, posing with a thumbs up at a Denny's. What do you think?

Dear Brian Hugh Warner,
You're friends with Gottfried Heinwein. See to it that he gets back to be regarding the issue of hyperfantasyrealism. I have included the letter I sent to him as I think you'll be into it. Brian, please don't let me down.