A couple friends recommended those 5 Hour Energy things. They said it was like a bunch of energy...

So last night instead of taking a disco nap, I took one at 8PM. It was a rush! I was flying high! I walked across Burnside SO FAST FER REAL. And I smoked a bunch of creepy Camel crush cigarettes that I squeezed the filter and became menthols... Anyway Around 9PM I felt a crash. The burst of energy where I wanted to run around in circles like a dog was gone and I was like really focused on thought but looked at everything. At the same time. But I could have conversations at the same time.

So I went to another spot. I walked across the bridge a little slower than before but had my phone out and was using the memo pad to write down all the amazing ideas I was having, every other second. My body was actually really fatigued and was looking forward to sleeping.

BTW: Yesterday and last night was fucking hot! My pants were wet with sweat!

So I went to where the Techno was. And I danced. Smoked more creepy cigarettes. And decided that I am more energetic than the 5 Hour Energy thing. Around 1PM I went home. On my way home I was euphoric. A car turned the wrong way down the one way I was walking down and I wanted to give the driver a hug and tell them I've been there, but I thought that might be a bad idea then I had another idea so I had to memo pad it.

So I got home drank a bunch of water and starting doing some minor interneting. Then I started getting and decided I should go to sleep. Then around 2AM, I went to sleep.


Then at 430AM, I woke up. Not just kind of awake like billion thoughts a minute, I wish there were others awake right now awake. So I interneted a little more and an hour later at 540AM I went back to bed. And it began occurring to me that the sleep I was experiencing wasn't really sleep. It was like when your inbetween awake and a sleep. It was like a super crazy idea/dream state where I was able to rest and focus all energy on STUFF.

I dreampt that James Brown was leading a group of the Rat Packers inside and outside of a Bridal shower. And James would say we need to go outside and all the Rat Packers were yes men and were like "YEAH WE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE". Then James Brown decided that he wanted to go back inside and they were all like "YEAH WE NEED TO GO INSIDE" and they were all obese. Then I'd start laughing cause I didn't really understand what was happening.

Anyway I woke back up at 7AM.
This stuff is like just taking your hand in a bag full of pills and seeing what happened. The combination of one thing ending as another begins was fucking intense and in a way I feel like the last 12 hours has been closer to a little bit of acid than 5 hours of energy. And an experience and though I don't want to do it again. I mean it wasn't a bad experience and I'll probably do it again but yeah it was like a lot of different substances of amino acids and b-vitamins and enzymes doing different things at different times because, get this: THEY WERE!


And it's still hot outside!



And I'm exactly 12 hours into this and I'm not proofreading it.
Because I think it's the most way.
ya know?