Howard the duck, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Bugs Bunny, everyone remembers these joints from back in the day and there is one thing they all have in common………  INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!

Think back to your childhood watching cartoons on the telly and occasionally poppin’ down the video shop on the weekend and getting the same shit out week after week. Apart from subliminally selling us action figures there is one thing these motherfucking bloodsuckers did, poison our minds with animals that wanted to fuck human chicks. As a human male I am quite offend by this.

Howard the duck is a film that makes me think of George Lucas in a completely different light. That entire joint is about Howard wanting to fuck Leah Thompson’s character, in the guise of an action/adventure aimed at children and young adults. He reads duck porn but quite clearly wants to be inside the films heroine.

The turtles wanted to fuck April O’Neil, who by the way was a dirty skank cause always wore the same yellow jumpsuit everyday for years and would be the most prolific reporter in the history of journalism (the latter is not a included in the reasons for her skankyness). This bird was a workhorse, the cartoon is based in New York and she seems to be the only person reporting the news on any level. Which fucks shit up because Krang and Shredder always watch the news and devise their evil plans from dimension x from any report made by this fiery headed, green cock teasing whore. So they’re chilln’ in the terrordrome, news comes on, motherfuckers watch and BANG they’re in New York fighting Turtles while Bee Bop and Rock Steady are fighting their inner urges to fuck each other (which is ok because their both mutants and no human parties are involved). I’m pretty sure Krang even had the horn for April otherwise why would an alien want to watch the news every night? Well maybe cause he wanted to be tentacle deep in this bitch whilst getting tips on the new scientific inventions that will help him takeover the world.

Elmer Fudd wanted to fuck Bugs bunny, well not Bugs Bunny in the conventional sense but when he was dressed as a woman. All this redneck lived for was his quest to dead Bugs but a bit of lippy and one dress later he was all head over heels and shit. How does this bad man hunter who bops round the forest with a shotgun wanna bang a female rabbit? I dunno? All this shows is that even back in the day they were pumping this shit into our grandparents and parents minds.

All this garbage boggles me and all I have to say is
KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE SAY ‘NO’ TO INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS!
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