Well seeming as though no-one has the guts to write any or admit to falling into the claws of a "psycho" I guess I'll share one of my (many) stories!

A couple of years ago.....my Nan had passed away and I'd gone down to Peterborough for the funeral and returned by train to Sheffield, and to be honest, felt like shite! So I went straight to my house, changed then went back into town - straight to Corp (mistake numero uno!)

Drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much!!!

During the evening I got the feeling that I was being watched or followed....was quite weird but I was battered so I didn't really give it the attention that it really merited! So I carried on moshing away and getting more battered!

Anyway, I moved into the smaller room downstairs where Stocky was DJing to get the great man a drink when I was stopped by a short, brown haired girl and her odd looking mate and some weird 'kid' that she'd pulled.....we got talking.....turned out my feeling of being watched and followed was justified as she admitted that she'd been following me around for the best part of 90 mins to find out if was 'with' anyone.....so anyway one thing led to another and we ended up kissing.....and yeah, I invited her back to mine but turned out she was Dezzy for the evening to her mates so I let them come back to and we drove back to mine....at this time I was still living with my landlord Beavo, so I made sure all was quiet and there was no way her mate and the weird 'kid' from Clowne were sleeping on my bedroom floor so I made them sleep on the sofa!

We went upstairs to my room, chatted, snuggled up and went to sleep.....I quite liked her as a person so I said I'd meet up with her again soon....

Anyway, I went to stay with her at Uni in Derby and we went out a few times over the course of a month....no sex.....I was a very good boy :P

Well, we'd been seeing each other for about 2 and half - 3 months and then things got weird....she started ignoring me and getting stroppy....
She had told me that she loved being with me etc. then the next minute I get a text saying "I need some time and space to think...."

I was like.....erm ok.....
So I gave her a week....which I thought was plenty of time to think....unless she needed time to think over rewriting the Theory of Relativity!?!
Anyway, she wouldn't reply to my text messages....so I rang her.....she was blunt, rude and obviously didn't want to talk to me so I just thought sod it - I'll write her an email asking her what the hell was going on as she clearly wasn't going to communicate with me in any other format!!!

So yeah, she replied to dump me via email!

She came up with some lame-o reasons.....and apparently she loved me one day and the next, woke up and didn't miss me!? :/

Strange, STRANGE girl!!

She wasn't the first and sadly, I doubt that she'll be the last!?!