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Add up your total fine from the following offenses:
Smoked pot -- $10
Dropped acid -- $5
Ever had sex in a church -- $25 – You're going to hell for this one!
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100 – What about "paid someone for sex?"
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 – With someone else?
Beat someone up -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25 – Is this just a one time fee or $25 for every time?
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone without knowing their name -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever driven while drunk-- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20 – A pool of what?
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 – Kissed them where?
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 – Again, I'm assuming one time fee here.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Given oral -- $5
Received oral -- $5
Given/Received oral in a moving vehicle -- $25
Stolen something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stolen something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone, but didn't mean it -- $25
Been streaking -- $5
Streaked in broad daylight -- $15
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