1. Schizophrenia-- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder-- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia-- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic-- Hark the Harold Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic-- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees.

6. Paranoid-- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder-- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder-- You better watch out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder--  Silent night, Holy, oooh look at the Froggy- can I have a Chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-- Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!...Jingle Bells!