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Q: Aren't you guys, like, retired or something?

A: Well, yes, sort of. Reason enough come see the show this week.

Q: Do you still tour?

A: No. Not unless driving to your mom's house counts as touring.

Q: But, you still sell your CDs in stores, right?

A: Yup. But so do the Monkees.

Q: I heard you're doing records with other artists. Is that true?

A: Yes, we're beginning to produce other artists who are more talented than we are, like Marjie Long.

Q: What's Amy's Hope?

A: Amy's Hope is an organization helping orphans primarily in Eastern Europe. They're awesome.

Q: What if I'm from out of town and can't see the show cause you schmucks won't tour anymore?

A: That's easy. You can recreate the whole experience right in your own home! First, send Amy's Hope a check for ten bucks, just like you were buying a ticket to the show. Then set up your Star Wars playset (you know you still have one) in the formation of our band. I get to be Boba Fett. Zach can be Han Solo (toothpicks make pretty good drumsticks). Now, play our CD really loud and make your action fugures rock out to the music. It's like you're right there!

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AMY'S HOPE BENEFIT CONCERT

-Thursday, April 19th - 8pm (doors 7pm) - 20th Century Theatre

-3021 Madison Road - Cincinnati, OH - 513.731.8000

-w/Seabird, All The Day Holiday, Artists & Authors

-Ten bucks at the door, benefitting Amy's Hope

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