HEY HEY!!!
Evidently spring is in the air. We've been receiving a lot of unsolicited correspondence from you, our fetching patrons..... So naturally we thought we'd feature some of it here in a gallery of the hottest.
Mindy from Bournemouth says:
"I like listening to Hey Enemy whilst rubbing myself against dead tramps"
hot stuff i'm sure you'll agree..........
Antoine from Stonehaven told us:
"Sometimes i get so excited i smear my body in excretia and join my other sexually ambiguous friends in a game of midnight rounders. Happy Sanchez is our team anthem. We love you guys!!!"
Smokin!
Yorkshire lass Thelma gave us some insight into her winter nights:
"When the days are short I get up around 4pm - usually hung over, smellin of stale gin - and just frig myself crazy before my husband gets home from work. When he gets back, i spit in his meal as i prepare it, consoling myself with thoughts of your online pictures and more frigging that might await."
Jeeeez Thelma, take a cold shower.
Lastly, a collective of Scotland's very finest dropped us a line explaining:
"Sumtimes were down the park an that an likes ahl be pokin this burd and she'll be aw like this is beutifull and al be like ken likes and start singing pure your tunes an that and pure like shoutin tae the other guys and cos they aw pish themsels when they hear it cos they ken am gettin ma end away ken?"
Grand.............
Keep the smut coming you filthy animals.
- HE