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Current mood:  hot
Since the return of Hey Enemy I have found that people attending our gigs are getting a bit of a shock. In saying that, after the first few songs, once peoples eyes have adjusted to the light, they realise that Chet's face ain't all that bad. It has also be brought to my attention that the band's resident lothario, Jesus La Fontaine, has been at it again: complaints of a distinct pattern between Hey Enemy shows and a rise in hip replacment surgery in that particular local area. Though we strongly believe that Hey Enemy's love-making is much like our music... hard, loud and fast without any real technique (and sometimes reliant on gimmicks and unusual instruments). I, Caspin on the other hand am the straight arrow of the band, the voice of reason, the calming influence. I'm a good wholesome farm-boy who, despite being a father of two, has never seen a naked woman. How you ask? Through the miracle of prayer.
Love as always, A. Henemy.
12:09 PM
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