HEY ENEMY @ ROCKNESS

"Well mostly I remember we were all in the water together and then Caspin said "take off your shirt" and so i did because he was angry and then Photey was like "take off yr trousers" and they all stood round and watched and then they took me into the Loch and touched me for what seemed like hours and all the time they kept saying "its ok, the waters will wash away the sins" and i was scared but i didn't want to show it because i knew that, if i did, they'd kill me so I kept the tears back, even when they were ducking me underwater and i could hear Pete and Jesus cheering from the shore and then i blacked out and I woke in the car and there were pants gaffer-taped to the bonnet and then someone put something in my mouth and i blacked out again and then the rest is a blur of images and pain and i can see a didgeridoo and a barbecue and then a band called flaming lips, which was surely the worst part of my ordeal, and then we were standing on a stage in front of people with pink eyes and sore heads and they were looking at us like we were aliens and i was hitting this bass guitar and they were just staring at us and i tried to get away but the cable wasn't long enough and then i met a girl from brazil who played volleyball and she promised to get me help but they dragged me away and maybe that was a dream and then the band mitchell museum were there and they were touching me too and my sleeping bag was full of moisture and a lo of it wasn't mine and the smell of alcohol and burning was everywhere and someone it me and i blacked out and then... i woke up in this bed with all you officers and doctors round me and only the sound of Caspin's evil laugh echoing throuhg my skull."