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Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Status: Single
City: AUSTIN
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/2/2007

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 

Current mood:Aroused n' amused


CHEAP TRICKS


Sex flaunts its presence
when Death is in residence
it lingers in the doorway
cheap clothing in disarray
lipstick smeared, legs askew
hungry; for the death of you

when the deed is well n’ truly done
Sex n’ Death will have their fun
a slap, a tickle, n’ a serious grope
followed by drinks n’ a satisfying smoke
the consummate wake, they agree
ain’t nothin’ like death to raise a stiffy


© Bette O’Callaghan

Flying Mermaid

 
HA!  Absolutely true!  Though not in poetic form, I've written about this a bit, how facing mortality makes folks wanna fuck -- take the frantic evolutionary plunge.
 
Posted by Flying Mermaid on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 6:06 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
Yep, its not just drink that leads to... shite did I really have sex with him/her?

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 6:09 PM
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herbert
herbert browne

 
ahhh, bring on your 'little deaths'... a whole string of' em! (Who painted that picture "Death, Sexed Up" anyhow?)  ..
....This reminds me of a story about Brigham Young...  .. ....^..^ ....
..
 
Posted by herbert on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 10:58 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
Don't know the picture but I'll have a shufty.  Brigham Young???? Death story???

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 11:00 PM
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herbert
herbert browne

 
At his demise (the legend goes) Brigham died with stiffie that couldn't be bound down without warping the rest of the corpse out of shape- truly a magnificent member. As the mortuary attendants pondered what to do next, a nurse offered the suggestion that they should "just cut it off & stick it up his ass! It's probably the only hole in Utah that hasn't 'had the pleasure'..."  ..cheers!  ^..^ ..
 
Posted by herbert on Thursday, July 02, 2009 - 3:45 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
He probably was so far up his own arse that he would want to fuck himself.

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Thursday, July 02, 2009 - 3:46 PM
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Gertrude Slescynski

 
..brilliant! hilarious! Love it!..
 
Posted by Gertrude Slescynski on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 1:00 AM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
Ahhhhhhhh lovey, you're too kind... don't stop, I must admit I like the compliments

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 1:02 AM
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Lisa Skiba
Lisa Skiba

 
oh i miss you! we definately need to get together sometime soon
 
Posted by Lisa Skiba on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 3:33 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
We must indeed, that baby is growing n' I've never even seen her.

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 3:34 PM
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A.D.Hitchin
A.D Hitchin

 
Brilliant.

Love the wit and preciseness here.

I can hear you reading it.

 
Posted by A.D.Hitchin on Thursday, July 02, 2009 - 2:21 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
I was thinking of recording it and posting it but I hear rumours that myspace is going tits up.  Oh well, if I can get arsed to walk from my chair to the table, I'll record it eventually.

Cheers darlin'.

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Thursday, July 02, 2009 - 2:23 PM
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Mike Marcellino

 
you certainly packed it all in this one, somewhere there is a deep questioned to be answered here, nice going

particularly like this, would never tired of  it

'Sex flaunts its presence
when Death is in residence
it lingers in the doorway
cheap clothing in disarray
lipstick smeared, legs askew
hungry; for the death of you'

good reading as always

- mike
 
Posted by Mike Marcellino on Saturday, July 04, 2009 - 5:11 AM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
sort of how I used to hang out in the doorway to my room, fag hanging out the corner of my mouth, when I was a teenager... drove me mum mental

suppose i was auditioning to be Mrs Death

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Saturday, July 04, 2009 - 5:14 AM
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Wednesday F Kennedy

 
toooooo funny....made me think of all that terror sex post 9-11.....you make me laugh xxx
 
Posted by Wednesday F Kennedy on Sunday, July 12, 2009 - 10:53 PM
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Bette O'Callaghan

 
nice to be able to give you a giggle darlz

xx

 
Posted by Bette O'Callaghan on Sunday, July 12, 2009 - 10:59 PM
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