So I recently got stoned again, after not smoking it in 11 years.  Well it took 4 hits & I purposely didn't hold it in.  I almost held in the biggest hit.  So glad I didn't.  It was like instinct to hold it in.  Like riding a bike...once ya learn how, ya never forget.  But I didn't hold it in & I didn't pull a Bill Clinton, like I thought I would. 
  5 of us were playing Uno.  I had already warned everyone that I did't know what was going to happen & I was not responsible for any of my actions. I announced that it was starting.  My face was all tingly.  I threw down my last uno card, that I could have won with, saying,"I quit!!" I also started crying. Then I was laughing, then crying. Not laughing til my eyes watered, but laughing and crying simultaneously.  I was pissed off, that I got stoned after not being for 11 years.  Everything on my entire body was tingly. 
  My kid wouldn't go to sleep, so I regretfully went in to lay down with him.  I couldn't lay still very long cuz of my body tingling, so I did leg lifts.  My kid was freaking out & I was pissed off.  I tried puting my mind elsewhere & looked at the batman curtains.  & I started thinking" I don't remember batman having wings." I told Shaun ( my kid) that I had to go to the bathroom.  I couldn't stay in there any longer.  I tiptoed out of the room, then when he started freaking out again, I took off running for the bathroom.
  I hung out there, pacing back & forth, smoking, looking at my eyes, & using toothpaste to cure my cotton mouth.  I didn't want Shaun to see me.
   Eventually I snuck out of the bathroom & stood in the hallway.  I saw Mel ( my friend) so I held my hands together like a gun.  I went out & held the gun at her, laughing.  I slowly moved to the kitchen & quickly ducked down, when I heard Shaun start wigging out again.  I stayed there by the vent & was cold, so I covered it up, by sitting on it.  Some good that did, but I did nothing about it.  
  I think I was quiet for the most part.  All I mainly said was "fuck!  shit!  piss! damn it!  fuck!" I was so pissed off.  Oh once I asked mel if she had a blow up doll.  I was thinking that it could lay with Shaun & he may be fine.  She said I had no use for 1 of those & she knows I can't use 1.  Then all I thought about then was sex & how I couldn't have it then  cuz I was already mentally fucked. 
  I was pissed off badly.  I layed there over the cold floor & did 400 crunches.  Finally Shaun went to sleep.  Mel & Toby (her boyfriend)were standing at the table in the kitchen.  I went & stood in the middle of them.  Out of nowhere I smacked Mel as hard as I could on the ass.  Then I grabbed Toby's nipple as hard as I could, squeezing, pulling, & twisting it.  I also kept poking mel & hitting Toby's arm. And I'd flap my hands a lot, as if I was trying to fly.  Hell I was already high.  I had idle hands.  Couldn't control what they did. Just like in the movie.  Except in that flick, he had idle hands when he didn't smoke it. Oh yea I was also on stakeout with their cat.
  After they went to bed, the cat woke Shaun up.  I wanted to take it by the tail, swing it around & around over my head & throw it against the wall.  And I'm a cat person.    I wanted to hit Shaun, but I stuck with cussing at him.  Which I shouldn't have done, but it's far beter than hurting him.  That shit made me so agressive, which hasn't happened before.  I think I was pissed off, cuz I was stoned after not being stoned in over a decade.  I also wondered how the hell I went to school like that.  And wondering why I'm like the only person on the face of the earth, that pot has that kind of effect on.  Not my thing at all, but I guess it's ok as long as I'm being supervised by friends who knows what it does to me.  Apparently no kids or animals help too.