You know You're a Dog Owner if...

by Tryan Hartill

Time for a dog post.

Below are a few things that only dog owners know or do….

1. By far the largest purchase at the grocery store is the bag of dog food.
2. You will drive all the way across town just to go to the gas station that gives out free dog treats.
3. Anything left on the floor is a new dog toy!
4. You have been watching the dog food recall and checking if your dog's brand of food pops up.
5. Doggie gas is worse than human gas and they always let it fly when they are right next to you.
6. When shopping for clothes, certain colors are "off limits" during shed season.
7. You ask random dog walkers what kind of dog they have and how old it is.
8. You have a evil plan to let loose large numbers of dogs inside Guy's house.
9. You know when a dog is 6 months to 18 months they are a royal pain in the ass!
10. When you have a conversation with someone in front of your dog you refrain from using key words like "food" "treats" "walk" "dogs" "drive" "car" "dinner" "hungry" "leash".....so not to create false hope for your dog.