A very credible sort has informed that the recent, albeit minor, problems with myspace are due to tom not being able to put in the time necessary to really keep it smooth.  The reason for this is, are you sitting down, tom has just given birth to james brown's love child.  The couple are calling the young one Lia (Living In America), and word is that tom's time on myspace, though not what it used to be, has made james an angry, sometimes even beligerent spouse.

this was sent to me via audiotape

tom:  myspace won't run itself

james:  neither will this family.  do you want Lia to grow up in a broken home.

tom:  when we started this thing i was just some crazy kid with a dream about a network that would make bill gates cream his jeans, now i am a mother/father torn between that dream and my family.  sometimes i get so scared that i am gonna wake up one morning and you and Lia will be gone, but i don't know how to stop it james.  i just don't know how to stop it.