Another thing that I seemed to have adopted from the media is that its kind of a surprise for men to have a nice ass, or get complimented on it. Mostly, you'll hear that being directed to a woman usually, but a man with a big ass? Men would be the type to hide that is some looser jeans, or whatever. Heaven forbid their Long Dong of Silver gets the least attention and shuts down like a slick machine, once a woman works up the nerve to grab or slap a man's booty.

When I was in high school, I went in without the thought that my visible ass was going to be of attention to the women. But the more it happened, the more I loved it.

In by nerd phase, you couldn't wear anything baggy at the school. (Not like I would. That sagging pants thing is still embarrassing, no matter how thin you slice it.) Your clothes had to fit like you were in the office. Thus, my ass was visible in the right angle and bend. You think, me being a booty and hips man myself, that I'd take it all in pride at my first few comments on it. But man, be being an uptight person then, I kind of scolded what I should have took as a compliment. After all, like I said, it wasn't too common for a woman to comment on a man's ass, because it happens more to a woman. So, it felt a lot like being called a "wuss" or a "woman", when I heard words on it.

I had my ass slapped, a woman insinuating that it made her feel horny, and she moaned and told me she loved it. Confused, I hated it, and thought she was kind of making fun of me. That was till I learned that a man with a big butt can be a turn-on to some woman. Here is how. The difference between the opposite sex's view of the booty is this: when man sees it, they want to hit it. When a woman sees it, they (possibly) want to watch you hit it.

When a man looks at a woman's behind, they are mostly thinking, they want to put it in, and work it out. Hence, their easy ability to get entranced by a woman's grace, when she shows off its skills on the dance floor. When a woman sees a man's behind, she is more likely to want to watch you hit it. Imagine a woman looking at pornography, and the man is pumping his nozzle full of unleaded near the bumper. A man can dance like a woman for a bit of foreplay, and it would be quite a night out. And the one thing a woman might wish whenever sex ensues is the ability to observe the way you work it out. Why do you think male strippers aren't afraid of showing anything they have off?

And so, I gained thicker skin, a spine, and a love for something bigger than me.

So, with that, after Science class one day, I shortly worked my ass like I had a hot bowl of honey right for my consumption, and even imitated a girl and dropped it. The girl who had a bigger one than all in the class "felt so violated". But I felt so proud about being a man with a visible ass afterwards. Rhythm, shape, and pace made what made me so ashamed a piece of me that I was happy to own. If a woman slapped my ass or told me out loud that she took one look, and pictured me workin' it out in the bedroom, I wouldn't even flinch anymore.

I was a little curious to how some women aren't singing about men with butts on the charts. I don't care how embarrassing it winds up, that would be something to see.