Since I can read minds with a 37.5% level of accuracy, I know what you're thinking:

"I'm not sure I want to have a Jock Stewart experience."

Cut the crap. Of course you do. You want to know about Monique, Bambi, the fat police chief, the murder investigation, and above all, what happens in the back seat of the old car."

"Wow, I sure do want to have a Jock Stewart experience. Tell me more."

The benevolent editors and authors of Vanilla Heart Publishing have lovingly created a Mystery and Suspense Sampler that includes the first two chapters of "Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire" along with other hot reads from hot VHP authors.

"OMG, I'm hooked, I'm putty in your hands, please show my how to get this wonderful sampler before the spell wears off and I find myself waking up in the flower bed in the middle of the night like I did when I got drunk after the last Potter movie."

Bless your heart. You can find the sampler on Smashwords (https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/3572)* where you can download it and read it in any of at least 100000000000000000 different formats. Once you get done reading, a subliminal message in the text will cause you to order five copies of each of the books so you'll be ready for your Christmas gift giving.




* Sorry, MSLINKS turns this into a nonsense link if I try to use hypertext here.