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Malcolm R. Campbell



Last Updated: 11/22/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Sign: Leo

State: Georgia
Country: US

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PROFESSOR ANGELICUS
October 15, 2009 - Thursday 
In an effort to reduce the amount of rampant confusion throughout the Internet, management offers the following clarifications to help you know whether you're talking to Jock Stewart or Malcolm Campbell.

FAVORITE STATE

Jock: Inebriation
Malcolm: Montana

RELIGION

Jock: Chauvinistic Free-Range Presbyterian
Malcolm: Feminist Mystic

POLITICS

Jock: Libertarian
Malcolm: Libertarian

MARITAL STATUS

Jock: Single due to Monique and other circumstances
Malcolm: Married to former reporter

CAREER

Jock: Hard boiled, ass-kicking reporter
Malcolm: Scrambled writer

SECRET CRUSH

Jock: Ashleigh Simpson (because she looks like Monique did 20 years ago)
Malcolm: Amanda Righetti (because Ashleigh doesn't return his calls)

CURRENTLY READING

Jock: Noir detective fiction by Linda L. Richards
Malcolm: A darned long book by Roberto Bolano

LOOKS LIKE

Jock: Viggo Mortensen on a good day
Malcolm: Clint Eastwood on a bad day

PSYCHOLOGY

Jock: Freudian, except for the whole cigar business
Malcolm: Jungian, but never on Sunday

POINT OF VIEW

Jock: People are products of their reality
Malcolm: Reality is created by people as needed


FAVORITE MOVIE

Jock: "Farewell My Lovely"
Malcolm: "The Natural"

IDENTIFIES WITH

Jock: Raymond Chandler
Malcolm: Joseph Campbell

MOTTO

Jock: You can always fool everyone
Malcolm: One begins life as a fictional character




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BlueLady

 
I'm glad you posted this Malcolm or Jock....whichever one posted this.
 
Posted by BlueLady on October 16, 2009 - Friday - 16:32
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Malcolm R. Campbell

 
I don't remember which one of us posted this. :-)

 
Posted by Malcolm R. Campbell on October 16, 2009 - Friday - 16:33
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Ladyhawk

 
Oh this a simply wonderful clarification of something.LOL..I am still unable to distinguish the difference.....~~~~~Blessings~~~~~~..
 
Posted by Ladyhawk on October 17, 2009 - Saturday - 16:09
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Malcolm R. Campbell

 
On second thought, the differences are tenuous at best, Ladyhawk.

 
Posted by Malcolm R. Campbell on October 17, 2009 - Saturday - 16:12
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Nora Caron
Nora Caron

 
Ah, there we go! Feminist mystic, I like that a lot M!!!

 
Posted by Nora Caron on October 19, 2009 - Monday - 15:20
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Malcolm R. Campbell

 
Cool, Nora, and it's true.

 
Posted by Malcolm R. Campbell on October 19, 2009 - Monday - 15:21
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Family Fun and Faith

 
That really helps clear up a lot of confusion! I laughed out loud at the Looks Like entry!

 
Posted by Family Fun and Faith on October 19, 2009 - Monday - 20:06
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Malcolm R. Campbell

 
So what you're trying to say, FF&F, is that you don't think I look like Clint Eastwood. Well! THAT is discouraging.

 
Posted by Malcolm R. Campbell on October 19, 2009 - Monday - 20:07
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