Good day all! I want to spout a bit about my current medical situation, nervousness and my back porch. Today I go for the first of 12 appointments to attempt to fix my neck. I have a condition that typically affects old people. It is a combo of three different problems which at some point or another will cause extreme life altering circumstances in my later life(I'll worry about that, then). The problem being treated is spinal stenosis or a narrowing of the spinal canal(the space in the vertabre what your spinal cord goes through). The doc prescribed pain medication(again) and Traction 3 times a week for a month. He said it would be painful(hence the meds) but it helps symptoms 75% of the time. So I go out today hopeful that I don't get hurt too badly although I am tough! One of the symptoms listed on Web MD is loss of bowel control...as you can imagine I made the Traction appointment ASAP! HAHHAHA!
Of my back porch. After reading the first paragraph you understand I have some back issues. I really need to take it easy till these traction treatments are done and the Doc says I am clear. My porch is not in favor of the plan. I have fallen down the stairs 3 times since Friday (including this morning before deciding to make this entry) it seems that from what I can tell there is a VERY VERY faint bit of moss growing there. This "Super Back Porch Moss" is aparently extremelt slick when exposed to the slightest ammount of frost. I also am amazed that it has grown in the cold weather(therefore "Super"). This morning after recovering I have tried to kill it...Bleach and water!! HAHA!
I hope someday to write this very very funny story down in detail and sell it as a movie or something. Later on I think it will be one of those funny stories you tell people about at parties. You know "Remember back when the back porch was kicking your ass man?! HAHAHAHAHA!" Like that kind of stuff. Right now though it is just a pain in the neck!!
Venting complete thanks!
I wish you peace in your hearts and no pain in the neck!
Levi