You know, for lief.

Don't be afraid to say yes to things.
Even more so with no.

Somebody has already thought what you are thinking.
And, unlike you, theyve probably acted on these thoughts.

Tell the truth as often as you can. It throws people off.

You know that blemish on your face? No one cares.
People are too busy picking themselves apart to notice your short-comings.

If there's a purpose to it, disregard all of these rules.

Bands are the beta-male version of validation. And autographs are generally worthless.

You do not know the people you see in reality tv shows.

Read all of the obscure books and watch all of the obscure movies. Don't quote them. And don't define yourself by esoteric bullshit.

Money doesn't equal happiness. But it fucking helps you get there.

Laugh when other people fall, and while you're helping them up. Because you didn't know they could do the splits like that.

On your death bed,  dont just pray to one god. Better your chances.

If you're sitting there doing nothing, go outside, man.

There is no such thing as bad, or evil; closest thing to it is ignorance.

Don't believe your own lies.

Don't hate anything. It takes too much unwarranted effort.

That old addage, "treat others how you would like to be treated"; yeah, thats mostly shit. Theres no fucking rules for social interaction. It depends, man.

Nothing exists in a vacuum.

Pity pretty people. Their celebrity is short lived.

The straightest way between two points is not always  a line. Do people forget that the earth is fucking curved?

Regret what you want; but looking back is not a way to move forward.

Associate things with memories, sure. But don't forget that things are great for what they are in themselves.

Smile.