Dear pioneers and bioengineers,

I think we are gosh darn lost. I mean, I KNOW we've seen this exact tree before. And this exact rock. And this exact autographed picture of Eric Roberts I taped to this exact rock last time we passed by it. Damn it. Night is falling on our pretty heads! What are we to do? A trip into the woods always seems like a fun way to kill an afternoon or an enemy. I absolutely love counting the trees and kicking up dirt and pebbles as I plunge deeper and deeper into the forest's greenstuffs. I love the sound the animals make as they hurry-scurry over fallen branches and discarded beer bottles and fast food wrappers and containers. I dig the wind blowing through my up and my down there hair. It's freeing! Except when you are stuck in the woods' leafy gutworks with no exit point in sight. It's getting cold too. This is the last time I do this in no shirt and no socks and wearing only these protective hard plastic leggings. If I wasn't so mind-numbingly scared of snake teeth and bramble scratches and poisons ivy, oak, and sumac, I'd do the whole thing in the buff. I do so envy the nudist adventurers (and the naked harvesters), you know? Dangling in the wilds.... I get teary-eyed just picturing it in my brain bedpan. But my leg attack fears keeps me from committing 100%. So, let's huddle-cuddle together and try and rock ourselves straight through the night 'til the breakadawn. I'm so sorry I brought you into death's lovely bosom. Here, put these headphones on. We'll listen to the new superlong CHUD show and drown out the worrying sounds of the wood. Like the bear screams and the wolf yelps and the predator giggles.

That's RIGHT! Nick, Justin and Steve are back and they have bottled up their gabbing and made it available for each and every one of your listening parts. Here's what you can expect to ear-digest once you begin the hearing process:

- Steve calls in from the Georgia State Fair! Hear his audible sadness as he bares witness to the Oak Ridge Boys' wrinkly rock 'n roll.
- Listen as the boys discuss Justin's cat Sammy and his feline party-pooping ways!
- The excellent and gooey French pregnancy horror flick Inside is jawed about and recommended!
- Kirk Cameron's new movie Fireproof is puzzled over and yelled towards!
- Justin somehow sticks up for Katherine Heigl.
- And Steve worries about the upcoming Star Trek reboot.
- Oh, and the guys discuss this obscure trilogy for about three hours.

That's right! This podcast is our longest yet, and a pocket load of fun. More for your money! Don't ever say the CHUD podcast crew doesn't care about your beautiful bodies and okay faces.

Get it from iTunes or click here for download instructions:

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Love,

The CHUD Show