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Thursday, April 09, 2009 



Hey folks, this is Paul from Karate High School. I'll keep this simple:

Karate High School has a new album called Invaders, and it will be released through Eyeball Records on May 19th, 2009.

You can pre-order Invaders right now for just $8.00 by visiting the Eyeball Records store.

Invaders is a record about life, love, destiny, self-discovery, accomplishments, disappointments, Heaven, Hell, dreams, reality, hope, realizing it's never too late to follow your heart, and finding beauty and strength in the most peculiar of places. If there's one theme that keeps coming back throughout the record, it's that It's Okay To Be Yourself. I fought with this concept for a long time, and I still do. There is simply too much media telling you how to look, how to act, and selling you answers to your problems that it's hard to wade through the bullshit and find something real.  If you feel this way too, then hey, this record is for you.

I wrote most of this record in my old bedroom at my mother's house. No high-priced studio. No big-name producer with fantastic street cred. No money. Aaron played drums. Geoff played guitar. And I played keyboards, bass, and sang. The only thing I had was a minimal amount of recording gear and an overwhelming need to use music as a way to process life experiences, express them, and gain some type of understanding of What The Hell I'm Doing Here. And yes, I am fully aware of how disgustingly pretentious and self-indulgent that sounds. But what can I say? I'm writing this on my laptop at Starbucks while nursing a Venti Decaf White Mocha With Extra Foam, and my thick rimmed glasses and black beret got the best of me.

You can read more about Invaders by checking out this blog.

"Zombies Everywhere" is the first song to be posted up, but it's only a sample of where the record goes. Check back for updates regularly, willya? Thank you, I love you more than any human being should love another human being. :)

Invaders tracklisting:

1. Zombies Everywhere
2. One Trip Around The Sun
3. Punk Rock Uniform
4. Fell In Love With A Robot
5. Under The Micrscope
6. Out On The Streets
7. You're Not Fooling Anyone (Except Me)
8. If You Don't Live Here, Don't Surf Here
9. The Horror Show
10. Failure Is Officially An Option
11. Dear You, It's Me

Oh, and cake is awesome. Chocolate, preferably.

Paul J. McGuire

And here's the cover art. Click on it to pre-order the record directly from Eyeball.


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I've received requests to post the lyrics for the new song up, so here they are. I think it's pretty obvious, but hopefully everyone understands that zombies are used as a metaphor here. ;)

Zombies Everywhere

They're storming every town. They're gonna burn every building down. They're gonna make all your friends look just like them, and if you haven't noticed yet, we're surrounded by zombies everywhere. They're coming for your brains, and it's too late to change. I saw you die that day. We put you in the ground, but somehow now you're awake. My phone rings, and it's my mom. She says do you know what's going on? Something's killing every boy and girl, it's the end of the world. There's zombies everywhere. I see them feeding on skin, all chewing a certain way. They eat the same. They shove it all in. I run to my car, I'm on my own. I'm driving across America all alone, but my supplies are running low, and I can't go home. There's zombies everywhere. If you're listening to this, then it's already too late. We tried our best, but we could not escape. We were surrounded, without a way outside. And without warning, they pushed their way inside. I'm writing you a letter from deep inside this hell. And hopefully, it will help you save yourself.



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jasmine inspired by jasmine
Jasmine Roflcopter

 
I AM RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!!
 
Posted by jasmine inspired by jasmine on Thursday, April 09, 2009 - 10:05 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
And I am ridiculously excited to find out who that Voodoo Doll is made for! Poor dude.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:43 PM
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jasmine inspired by jasmine
Jasmine Roflcopter

 
haha sadly its not actually a voodoo doll....our church is also an elementary school..and they had these puppets in the youth room..an animal for each letter of the alphabet and......apparently that is an animal that starts with x.....i wish it were a voodoo doll that would be soooooo much better.
 
Posted by jasmine inspired by jasmine on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 11:55 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
You simply must tell me which animal has a name that begins with the letter "X". And naming a puppet "Xanadu" totally doesn't count.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 7:55 PM
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Krystal
Krystal Walsh

 
I couldn't help but wonder so I looked it up.........The Xenarthra.........http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/graphics/xenarthra4.jpg..........:D
 
Posted by Krystal on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 1:26 PM
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[Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥
Drea Sane

 
Also! Xerus.....according to yahoo, Ground squirrel....HES CUTE too.<3 ....http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/59/92759-004-97AF8DA3.jpg
 
Posted by [Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥ on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 5:42 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
It's true: you learn something new every day.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 3:27 PM
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[Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥
Drea Sane

 
You could be creative & be like Xebra.. Pronounced Zebra. Like the name Xanthus.
 
Posted by [Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥ on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 2:43 AM
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jasmine inspired by jasmine
Jasmine Roflcopter

 
apparently voodoo doll starts with an x, according to horizon primary school....what silly people.
 
Posted by jasmine inspired by jasmine on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 10:16 PM
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Rhiannon (ILoveEricSands)
Rhiannon Carman

 
YAYYY! :) :) :) :) sooo preodering it. payday is tomorrow :)
 
Posted by Rhiannon (ILoveEricSands) on Thursday, April 09, 2009 - 11:05 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Since payday is tomorrow, go ahead and pre-order a copy, and use the rest of the cash to buy us cupcakes. My new favorite is Funfetti. Hollar!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:44 PM
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[Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥
Drea Sane

 
Ooo I'll buy you cupcakes if you come eat them with me.<3
 
Posted by [Drea.] Larisa Faith is finally here♥ on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 6:24 PM
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BRITTANY
Brittany Nicole

 
Ordered it this morning as soon as the link was put up!!!! We miss you boys and can't wait to add this one to the KHS trilogy!!!!!........Candy
 
Posted by BRITTANY on Friday, April 10, 2009 - 1:18 AM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
...and that is exactly why we love you.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:44 PM
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kelli kaaboom [NJ] [SMS] [TB]

 
hi paul! ..i'm excited...me && mark are def gonna run out & buy it...mark's the weird/crazy/tall/flamboyant synth player in slow motion sickness...if yuu remember. XDD! <3333!..love yuu mark if you're reading this (:
 
Posted by kelli kaaboom [NJ] [SMS] [TB] on Friday, April 10, 2009 - 4:51 AM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Of course I remember both of you. Thanks for the kind words. Oh, and if you're reading this, Mark, I love you too. :)
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:45 PM
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Scattered polaroids and sprinkled words
Shayna Medinger

 
Totally pre-ordered last night. I'm so excited for this album! If the songs are half as good as Zombies Everywhere, it's gonna be awesome.
 
Posted by Scattered polaroids and sprinkled words on Friday, April 10, 2009 - 4:26 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Thanks for pre-ordering. It means the world to me!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:49 PM
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Scattered polaroids and sprinkled words
Shayna Medinger

 
No problem! Especially at how inexpensive it is, my meager budget could actually afford it. Looking at the song titles, I'm sure it'll be totally awesome, too.
 
Posted by Scattered polaroids and sprinkled words on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 11:38 PM
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Dani is a Dinosaur!
Danyelle Morris

 
Im pre - ordering tomaro :) I totally love you guys!!! ....Marry Me????........lol ....<3 Dani
 
Posted by Dani is a Dinosaur! on Friday, April 10, 2009 - 5:40 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Unfortunately, the fine gentlemen of Karate High School are all married to each other. And no, we're not Mormon. Just insanely crazy.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:50 PM
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WTFWAD!
Awsten Knight

 
perfect answer haha
 
Posted by WTFWAD! on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 3:42 AM
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Gracie
Grace Mueller

 
Will it be on iTunes?
 
Posted by Gracie on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 1:19 AM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Absolutely. :)
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:52 PM
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The Official Nate Deck Fan Club
Nathan Deck

 
I ordered mine!! Come back to omaha!
 
Posted by The Official Nate Deck Fan Club on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:39 AM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Thank you so much! ....And we'll come back as soon as possible!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:52 PM
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mallory

 
I live in Omaha too and I can't believe you guys were here. I wouldn't miss it for the world, but I guess I did! :(
 
Posted by mallory on Friday, April 17, 2009 - 2:13 AM
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John
John Slevin

 
Can't wait for the release!!! So Excited!!
 
Posted by John on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 3:32 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
John! Cool meeting you the other night, thanks for putting up with all my silly nonsense. You rule!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:52 PM
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John
John Slevin

 
It was awesome to meet you too! I enjoyed talking to you and everyone else afterwards it was the best concert experience i've ever had and probably the most energetic and animated concert/bands i've listened to! Thanks for the great time hopefully we can do it again sometime! I enjoy the silly nonsense it makes a good time a great time! lol. Whenever you come near indiana i'll be there; assuming i know about it which i'm sure i will!! Can't wait for that! Stay amazing!!! haha
 
Posted by John on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 11:03 PM
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BRANDØN. EVERY AVENUE - PICTURE PERFECT
BRandon UNderøath

 
whens ur next tour going to be?
 
Posted by BRANDØN. EVERY AVENUE - PICTURE PERFECT on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 3:37 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Probably around the end of May, just after the record comes out. Be there!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:53 PM
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xPurplexPandaxOfxDoommx
Mariana Murder

 
WOO!WOO!....zombies everywheres mah fave :)....EXCITED!!!
 
Posted by xPurplexPandaxOfxDoommx on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:01 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
You have to shoot them in the head, you know. :)
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:54 PM
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xPurplexPandaxOfxDoommx
Mariana Murder

 
no way. ....nice ta know........=)....i cant believe the cd is that insanely cheap.....I CAN AFFORD IT!!
 
Posted by xPurplexPandaxOfxDoommx on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 9:27 PM
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j loves lights.

 
excited :D
 
Posted by j loves lights. on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:06 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
It's official: we're both excited.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:54 PM
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j loves lights.

 
i'm excited that you're excited!
 
Posted by j loves lights. on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 9:16 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
I'm excited that we're both excited? This could go on forever...
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 3:32 PM
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☆B I A☆
Bianca Miller

 
I am definitely preordering. I can't wait to hear the entire album. Sorry I missed you guys last time you came through Florida :/ I had to work. Hope your immune system is staying strong. Love you boys. ........Bianca
 
Posted by ☆B I A☆ on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:13 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
No problem! We understand that you have, like, a life and stuff. Hope to see you next time though!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:55 PM
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BiA {JaiHo}

 
Was this the OTHER Bianca you were refering to? :)
 
Posted by BiA {JaiHo} on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 5:55 AM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
Your default makes me want to watch Food Network. In other words, you rule.
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:56 PM
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♥STACY
Stacy Schulz

 
I'm gonna get it. :)
 
Posted by ♥STACY on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:29 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
One word: Hooray!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:57 PM
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cami goes*POP*POP*

 
sweet!....psychedness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....whens yalls nxt show?
 
Posted by cami goes*POP*POP* on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:36 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
We'll be heading back out on tour probably at the end May, right after Invaders comes out. See you then?
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:59 PM
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Churro

 
I cant wait!!!!....I am so excited I can hardly stand it
 
Posted by Churro on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 4:38 PM
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Paul McGuire Rocks

 
And and me both!
 
Posted by Paul McGuire Rocks on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 8:59 PM
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Single White Infidel

 
Totally already preordered it.....I love the lyrics to Zombies Everywhere. Love them.
 
Posted by Single White Infidel on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 5:39 PM
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