To celebrate the release of our new record Invaders on May 19th, KHS and Interpunk.com have teamed up for a new contest.
Let’s cut right to the chase. If you:
1. Wish you had the ability to fly, or
2. Dream about Brad Pitt giving you a sensual thigh massage, or
3. Want Paul J. McGuire from Karate High School to write a song about you,
Then it’s time to celebrate, sister, because I can help you fulfill one of your lifelong dreams. And sorry, no, I don’t have Brad Pitt’s number.
I would, however, love to write a song about you.
All you have to do is visit the following page and enter your first name and email address before May 19th, 2009. That’s it. You don’t have to buy a single thing.
Click here to visit the Interpunk.com contest page Once the deadline passes, three winners will be randomly picked, and I’ll write a 30-60 second song about each of them. Each song will be different, and the style of music will depend on the winner. It could be acoustic, death metal, or polka. I’m not sure yet. If you’re a winner, I’ll probably contact you after the contest ends and work something out to get the details of your life story. Or, I’ll just make random speculations about you, and title your song something like, “Jimmy Isn’t Hairy, He’s A Werewolf, Dude.” Anything is possible.
Sound like something you’re into? Of course it is. Everyone’s favorite subject is themselves, so why pass up what might be your only opportunity to have your very own theme song, painstakingly written and recorded in my bedroom? So go ahead and visit the contest page at Interpunk.com and toss your name into the hat. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it. And, as we all know, peer pressure, like, totally works.
Your Friend and Personal Songwriter,
Paul J. McGuire
Frequently Asked Questions:
Do I have to buy anything?Nope.
Really?Really.
I just have to enter my first name and email address?Yes. P.S. I’m starting to fall asleep here. Any other questions?
Can I pre-order your new album, Invaders, directly from Interpunk.com?Sure, but only if you want to give me a 36 hour, non-stop orgasm.
Why did X-Men Origins: Wolverine suck so badly?I’d say it was a combination of a non-compelling story (including a pointless father-murder scene that never paid off), a watered-down version of Gambit, and the casting of Ryan Reynolds as a mouth-stitched Deadpool.
I'm out of town right now, but you can follow me anywhere in the world through senseless, 140 character messages on Twitter. Maybe you can just Tweet the lyrics you want for your song to me. Hmmm.