Every woman should:
Know how to use a stick shift;
a plunger;
understand the difference between
don't tell a soul and
don't tell a soul I mean it
know her mind; change it;
have protection handy;
but not too handy;
use special china;
and special underwear;
for no special reason;
over commit; come through;
refuse do it again; do it again;
have better things to do;
set boundaries; go camping;
grow something; dance crazy all alone;
stare at a phone;
get dressed in 5 min;
be a princess; get over it;
believe in the perfect man;
get over it; read; walk; flirt;
shock; listen; sing;
be single and like it; a lot;
raise a child; or not;
see a wrinkle and be reminded of her youth;
not her age