Dearest friends

I thought, for my own, admittedly somewhat perverse, amusement I would provide you with a little brainfood.

As you will see, this note is entitled....

'I am the heroic, slimiest atrocity.'

And indeed I am. However, that apt description is also an anagram of four words that may lead you to a place where a man is discussed who might well be ancestor of mine...

But who and where, me hearties?

To save you time the four words are not...

'Mimic atheist creosote hilarity'.

Nor indeed 'Imitate slithery, erotic chamois'.

Finally they most certainly are not...

'Scheme: charity tortoise militia '.

Perhaps the first correct respondent might find him or herself opening blue boxes on an upcoming show...

I'll bet those brainboxes at Bother's Bar crack it in an instant...

Goodbye and good luck, you dirty lttle urchins