Man, I hope I never get rich. And if I do, I hope I never have children.

"POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL"
Poor little rich girl
Millionaire's daughter
Little fish swimming
In the big fish's water
Ain't it a shame
To live so well
Ain't paid no dues
Ain't caught no hell

Poor little rich girl
Daddy's little junky
Never got soulful
Never got funky
Ain't it a shame
To get it so good
Never had to worry
'Bout gettin' no food

Poor little rich girl
Self-obsessed
Thinks she's great
But she ain't best
Ain't it a shame
She ain't been round
Don't give a damn
'Bout the poor side of town

Poor little rich girl
Up on daddy's shelf
Doesn't say anything
Unless it's 'bout herself
Ain't it a shame
She won't be satisfied
Don't nobody matter
Unless she's by their side

Poor little rich girl
Daddy's little jewel
Doesn't quite yet realize
How much she is a tool
But as long as dad's alive
She'll twinkle in his eyes
And she'll damn sure get his money
After dear ol' daddy dies.