So I get high and watch the history channel a lot, which is good, cause every time i smoke now I suddenly know everything there is to know about Adolf Hitler. For example, his real family name wasn't Hitler, it was Shicklegruber. Shicklegruber was his real last name, and he changed it, possibly in an attempt to sound more baddass, who knows. When I first heard that I was like "Ah man! he should have kept that shit." It could have been "Shicklegruber the scourge of Europe." That would have injected some much needed humor into World War II. But then I realized, that if he had kept it, he would have been like ten times more deadly. Why? Cause no one would have taken him seriously. He could have gotten away with anything! Like, if you hear "Hitler has just invaded Poland" you're like "Dear god, he must be stopped!" But if you hear "Shicklegruber has just taken Poland," it's like..."that sound hilarious!" "Crazy Ol Shicklegruber, up to his old tricks again. What will he think of next?" Shicklegruber's rounding up all the Jews!..."He's so wacky! Oh Shicklegruber! Is there no end to his hilarious antics?" See, he could have done anything. He would have been unstoppable. So it's a good thing he switched to Hitler. Plus, a Shicklegruber moustache just doesn't have the same ring to it...