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I went to the polo yesterday with my Mum. Because we’re posh. And we got free tickets. Not off ticket touts or nothing. Off uncle Dicky. Anyways there were lots of rich people there, lots of whom also looked like models. This is way unfair. If you have been to the manor-born, it’s not right that you also get snazzy looks. Often they’re skinny because they’re eating the best quality organic produce. That and the cocaine. I bet they don’t have to take their own lunch in to work at the end of the month to save money. Actually, the idea that they have jobs, or eat lunch is ludicrous. Let alone owning Tupperware. Tupperware is very uncool. Savvy old Sanders, I ditched mine before entering the Polo grounds. On the upside, there was a bouncy castle for adults, so me and my mum went on it. Yep. That’s the bonus of being humble-middle-class – you get to go on a bouncy castle. As opposed to the upper class, they just live in a castle. Who’s the real winner? Well, that depends on how much you like bouncy castles and Tupperware. I think I’ve made my point.
10:55 PM
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