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Noah K's Review of Universal Halloween Horror Night in CA
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I have gone before in the past and have really enjoyed
it. The last 2 years were good. I have always said if you want quality go to
Universal and if you want quantity go to Knotts.
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Well Universal was not not nether good nor had any quality.
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Here is the deal people, do not go. Universal looked like they over sold the
park by way too many tickets. At least
that is what it looked like to my GF and I, going on Sat Oct 3rd. Way too many people, not enough monsters,
and lines for the mazes that were anywhere from 65mins to 120mins. Keep in mind that they only have 4 mazes and
one of them is something they have there 365 days out of the year. We didn’t even get to ride the terror tram
or do the saw maze which is what I really wanted to do.
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We were only able to do 3 out of the four mazes and their
"Tribute" to Rocky Horror. We almost were only able to do 2 mazes but
as we were leaving the sign for one of the mazes went from 45 min wait to 5
mins. Don’t know how that happened but just as we were leaving we said F’ it,
lets try to leave on a positive note from here. It didn’t really help.
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As for their Rocky “Tribute” show, they should have called
it the Horrible Rocky Tribute Show.
It’s more like the PG, and not PG-13, version of a movie that was only
15mins long. There was actual singing
from the cast that was trying to do the parts.
Now mind you I am not really a fan of Rocky, yes I have gone several
times back in the 80’s and early 90’s, and I will go to support my friends cast
at the same theater that Fright Night is held at, but this was gaud awful. It really should have been the ROCKY HORROR
TRANSLVAYN VEGAS SPOOKTAULA. I would
have settled with them doing the Beetlejuice Rock n Roll Show. BTW did I mention that this show was held in
the T2:3D theater?
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Oh and I guess there were people around me ready to kill me
because I kept yelling out the audience participation parts, what little I
could, from the movie. Hello people,
did you not hear the Magenta character even say something about audience
participation? OHHHHHHHH I didn’t
realize you have never been to Rocky Horror, well you still haven’t after going
to this. Also their Frankenfurter was
more like Herman Munster. He sure
sounded like him.
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So in conclusion, DO NOT waste your money and save it. If you really have to go to this thing, then
go here to buy your tickets. http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/deltaco
and enter the code word: FEAR. This
will at least give you a ticket that will let in for another 9 more nights for
the price of a 1-night admission. This
is the only reason I am not totally pissed.
I can at least go back and see the tram, saw maze and maybe even ride
the Simpson ride that I have yet to go on.
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Stay clear of Universal.