Aside from not (currently) being rich... Reason number one: tee shirts. I love them...when you see these rich women on TV & in the tabloids, how often do you see a tee shirt? Don't they ever just want to look casual? I can get dressed up & dolled up with the best of them, but day to day life calls for tee shirts. Reason number two: Prada. I like Prada bags, but other than that--their clothing is atrocious! I just can't see myself in those God-awful duds in the name of fashion. Sorry, it's fugly. Reason number three: dramatic girlfriends. Sorry but it seems like rich ladies are friends with other rich ladies. I'm just not a "girl friends" kind of girl to begin with. I have a few, but I'm more of a Guiness & action movie type of girl, not a $300 let's-bitch-bond lunch. Reason number four: the places rich people live. I don't need 45 bedrooms for me & my beau. Our house would be the smallest out of all our rich snooty friends. Of course then they would look down on us. Whatever. Reason number five: small dogs. Don't like them, don't want one! They are alright to look at, but I really want a german sheperd an I'm pretty sure it would eat a chihuahua, and that would be bad, plus chihuahuas are ugly.