Three men from Missouri were sitting together one day
bragging about how they had given their new wives
duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and
had told her that she was going to have to do the
dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida . He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
the table.

The third man had married a girl from Illinois He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich
and load the dishwasher.

So true! lol