I can hardly bring myself to login to myspace anymore. I suppose that’s obvious from the date of my last entry. August?! Back in the Bush years?! Everything takes forever to load on here. The layout is terrible. And there is just too much damned spam.

Most of my inbox messages read "Wassup?" or "Wanna shoot a load on me?" It takes hours to jump through myspace's sucky navigational hoops to find the few gems from real people. And then I'm lucky if my response even goes through on the first three tries.

When I migrated over to facebook during my six-month stint/sentence in Canada, I left this account sort of festering here like a forgotten sore that one really should get checked out by a doctor. I kept telling myself I might come back and update everything ... But after months of guilt trips from friends and strangers, my mom has finally convinced me to post some sort of good-bye.

So long myspace! It was cute while it lasted! I will leave this account and blog here as a sort of signpost for the curious.

What's happened since August? I finally left Canada and came back to LA. RICK & STEVE season 2 premiered and is airing in more than a dozen countries. NOAH'S ARC: JUMPING THE BROOM was released and kicked box office ass. I finished writing EATING OUT 3. I'm still single. I voted for Barack Obama. I protested against Prop 8. I bought myself a waffle iron for Christmas and started making Belgian waffles. I have a bunch more projects in the pipeline and I'm eager to see which one will squirt out first.

Please visit the RICK & STEVE site at www.happiestgaycouple.com for RICK & STEVE updates. Let them know you want a Season 3! The Season 2 finale airs on Tuesday. Since Logo is not Nielsen rated, this is really the only way they know how popular the show is, this and iTunes and DVD sales. The DVD comes out March 3!

You can find me on facebook where I don’t keep a blog but I do those one-line status update thingies pretty regularly and post pictures as I take them. I find it much more fun and interactive than blogging, so that’s what I’ll be doing until the next great thing comes along -- or until I get a boyfriend.

I hope to see you all there. I love you and miss you. Thank you for reading my 500 or so blog entries on here. It has truly been a pleasure!