A BLACK PIAGGIO SCOOTER WITH THE REGISTARTION PLATE
LX08 AVE
SHOOT THE FUCKING DRIVER!!!!
Yes boss, this morning, I had the considerable displeasure of finding this scene....
where Mrs Giovannis moto should have been...
YES BOSS, THE FUCKING SCOOTERS GONE!!!
WHISKED AWAY IN THE NIGHT!!!!
BY SOME SPOTTY CUNT OR CUNTS WITH A VERY LARGE PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS!!!
So much for a FUCK OFF BIG GATE!!!, FULLY
COMPREHENSIVE CCTV!!! A FUCK OFF BIG CHAIN!!! & A FUCKING HALF
ARSED SLEEPING SECURITY GUARD!!! being the solution to protecting and
serving ones PRIVATE FUCKING PROPERTY!!!
This Historic Scooter was used in 2 key Giovan Collage Photos...


It was also used in at least one key blog...
http://paulgiovanni.blogspot.com/2009/01/wrap-up-warm.html
BUT NOW IT'S GONE!!!
Oh well...
C'est la vie...
Once the insurance pay out we'll have a sparkling new one...
The only thing I don't get about the theft is:
WHY DIDN'T THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL THE FUCK OFF FAKE YAMAHA HARLEY DAVIDSON INSTEAD OF OUR POOTLING LITTLE SQUIZZER???
THAT BASTARD DOES ABOUT 150MPH - OURS DOES 35 AT A PUSH...!!!
IT'S A WIERD WIERD WORLD!!!