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Status: Married
City: St. Louis
State: Missouri
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/16/2007
Saturday, November 07, 2009 
You’re about to benefit from my impatience. Doiling out the second paragraph of the first chapter of Divine Misedeamors a line a day is driving me as crazy as doiling out the first paragraph of the first chapter of Divine Misdemeanors was driving me a day or so ago. Then my impatience led me to put up the entire first paragraph. Did you guess? Yes, here is the entire second, third, fourth, and fifth paragraph. I hope I get the PDF of the entire first chapter soon so I can stop teasing you guys with hints, and driving myself to impatient distraction. Enjoy.

 The spicy smell of the Eucalyptus could almost hide the scent of blood. If it had been this many adult human-sized bodies the Euclyptus wouldn’t have had a chance, but they weren’t adult-sized. They were tiny by human standards, so tiny, the size of dolls; none of the corpses were even a foot tall, and some were less than five inches. They lay on the ground with their bright butterfly and moth wings frozen as if in mid-movement. Their dead hands were wrapped around wilted flowers like a cheerful game gone horribly wrong. They looked like so many broken Barbie dolls, except that Barbie dolls never lay so lifelike, or so perfectly poised. No matter how hard I’d tried as a little girl, their limbs remained stiff and unyielding. The bodies on the ground were stiff with rigor mortis, but they’d been laid out carefully, so they had stiffened in stragely graceful, almost dancing poses.

 Detective Lucy Tate came to stand beside me. She was wearing a pants suit complete with jacket and a white button-up shirt that strained a little across the front because Lucy, like me, had too much figure for most button-up shirts. But I wasn’t a police detective so I didn’t have to pretend I was a man to try to fit in, I worked at a private detective agency that used the fact that I was Princess Meredith, the only American-born fey royal, and back working for the Grey Detective Agency: Supernatural Problems; Magial Solutions. People loved paying money to see the princess, and have her hear their problems; I’d begun to feel a little like a freak show until today. Today I would have loved to be back in the office listening to some mundane matter that didn’t really need my special brand of help, but was just a human rich enough to pay for my time. I’d have rather been doing a lot of things than standing here staring down at a dozen dead fey.

 “What do you think?” she asked.

 What I really thought was that I was glad the bodies were small so that the trees covered most of the smell, but that would be admitting weakness, and you didn’t do that on the rare occasions you got to work with the police. You had to be professional and tough or they thought less of you, even the female cops, maybe especially them.

 


Laura
Laura Price

 
Only words that I can offer are excellent and that just does not seem to cut it. Just cannot wait to read a whole chapter when you can get it online. December release cannot come quickly enough.

 
Posted by Laura on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 1:16 AM
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cj

 
this is sooo wrong.........can i have the rest of the book ........please.??????? lol I can not wait for the book...but I am gonna have to.........damn....ok  next.......   lol lol  love your work!!!!!!!!!!

 
Posted by cj on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 1:39 AM
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Robert
Robert Tedders

 
DAMN YOOOOOUUUU!! I'm sorry if that sounds a little psycho, I just can't take all this teasing..... When's the first Ch. PDF going to be ready to post?!

 
Posted by Robert on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 1:46 AM
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M'Lady Veeb

 
Aiming for patience = knowing that its still one month till Divine Misdemeanors is out and having to wait additional weeks to get a hard copy in Australia! 

Since June this year both publishers of Anita and Merry books will not allow ebook versions to be available in Australia.  The cost of books here is double due to taxes on books "to protect the local market".  Will I pay about $38 USD for Anita and Merry - definitely - but it means I have less money for other book purchases. For some new author that I have to pay $22.95 USD - I'm unlikely to buy unless the synopsis gets me in.

Thank you Laurell for the great books you write - they have kept me company many times over the last six years.  I'm one of those people who can reread a book many times and its still as fresh as the first time.  I still cry when I get to the Frost part :)

G'Day from Australia.
cheers
Valerie

 
Posted by M'Lady Veeb on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 2:08 AM
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MetalWulf

 
Cool as hell, can't wait for more!

 
Posted by MetalWulf on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 2:34 AM
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maynard
Mary Hernandez

 
ANTICIPATING>>>>
 
Posted by maynard on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 3:58 AM
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kalehua

 
Now you're killing me with anticipation!!
 
Posted by kalehua on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 4:35 AM
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Lisa Kessler Writer

 
Can't wait to read the first chapter!!!!

Thanks for the sneak peek!!!

Lisa :)
 
Posted by Lisa Kessler Writer on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 6:01 AM
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Kathleen
Kathleen Langlo

 
I cannot wait for this book to be out. This teasing is driving me nuts. lol.

 
Posted by Kathleen on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 7:01 AM
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rhYthm.pAttErn.frEquEncY

 
bodies ! i love the morbidity of your imagination. is that even a word? who cares.

 
Posted by rhYthm.pAttErn.frEquEncY on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 4:20 PM
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Reverend Nick
Nicholas LaMonica

 
I like your work so much.  You so wonderfully describe what your mind's eye sees.

Love, peace and blessings always

 
Posted by Reverend Nick on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 6:31 PM
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Denise
Denise Kivett

 
I LOVE IT! and i agree that the december release cannot come soon enough! 
 
Posted by Denise on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 7:04 PM
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Dr. Nick
Nicholas Allen

 
Talk about sucking the reader in right from the get-go. Can't wait until DM comes out.
 
Posted by Dr. Nick on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 8:55 PM
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Indelible Fire

 
;) Thanks!
 
Posted by Indelible Fire on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 9:32 PM
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Girl Anachronism
Amber DeVrieze

 
Thank you. Your work is amazing.

 
Posted by Girl Anachronism on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 11:18 PM
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Justin
Justin Taylor

 
love it! really great! caint wait for the book.
 
Posted by Justin on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 12:39 AM
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Darkness

 
CAN NOT WAIT !

 
Posted by Darkness on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 1:58 AM
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Sassy
Sassy Ward

 
Your AWESOME! Thanks, I love your work so much. Hope you get the PDF of the entire first chapter up soon. I've pre-ordered Divine Misedeamors. Can hardly wait. :)
 
Posted by Sassy on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 2:31 AM
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Christi
Christi Hubbard

 
your links to 1st chapter don't work.


 
Posted by Christi on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 2:35 PM
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Monk
Courtny McFarland

 
AWESOME! I'm excited now!

 
Posted by Monk on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 3:20 PM
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~Kimmy~

 
Hey guys Im just happy Merediths back!!! After reading Swallowing Darkness I was afraid it was the end of Merry n the boys and was sooo bummed! Your writing is always exceptional Laurell we'll love anything you write!!! First found Anita, fell in love with her books, then found Merry and I just hope you never stop writing! Love You!!!!

 
Posted by ~Kimmy~ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 4:11 PM
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Writer Amy

 
I'm not surprised you're impatient.  I would be too.  Who would want to read a story one sentence at a time?  That's just nutz.

Thanks for being so generous.

 
Posted by Writer Amy on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 4:23 PM
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Lori
Lori White

 
Ahhh... I need more!  Can December get here already?
 
Posted by Lori on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 6:51 AM
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Witch of the Water
Kit Perdunn

 
I can't wait until the book comes out!
 
Posted by Witch of the Water on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 4:02 AM
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talenkarr
Talen Karr

 
I have already pre ordered the book........please tell me that Penny and Royal are NOT  in the corpse circle!!!!!
 
Posted by talenkarr on Sunday, November 29, 2009 - 9:14 PM
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