because my cell phone, set to vibrate, is sitting all alone somewhere in that room over at Wits End Comedy Club where I performed (opened) tonight for Kyle Erbey and Steven Kruiser - fun crowd!
So, yeah, since the phone is on vibrate, it won't work to call it. I'll just have to poke around tomorrow night when I'm there - see if I can find it - behind a stool or couch, or in an empty box stacked in the corner - somewhere!
Unless this is God's way of telling me it's time to upgrade to an iphone or blackberry or whatever...