i decided i was going to take a shower. i turned on the water felt the wet filth under my foot and decided to get the bathmat. where is the bathmat? it is outside, hanging over the railing. it has been there since i cleaned the bathroom.

when i was opening the door i felt resistance. there was an overturned houseplant outside, obstructing the path. i stuck my toe inbetween the screen door and the jamb and kicked the plant.

dirt fell out of the plant when it fell. then i opened the door a little more and the plant lost more dirt. i got the mat from the rail and started to pick up the plant/dirt. then i realized that no one is going to care that this plant is turned over and that there is very little dirt inside of it.

some of you might be wondering why the bathmat was outside. i could have easily avoided a situaution like this, had the bathMAT been in the bathROOM.

the litterbox is in the bathroom. the litterbox is nothing more than a bin filled with cat litter. a very large cat uses this bin to poop in. he likes to perch on the rim and go about his business. because he is a large cat, the bin tips over, thus spilling litter and poop all over the floor/bathmat. this is why i took it outside. because it smelled like poop.