Michael Jackson was worth more dead than alive...

400 million dollars in debt...  on the cusp off a speculative "come back" concert tour that was already being postponed and delayed due to "health problems"...

What if the 50 date "come back" tour was yet another failure?  Another VICTORY TOUR?

What if more people today are listening to, and once again, LOVING MICHAEL becuase he is no longer with us.

Alive -- Michael Jackson was a pariah.  (You don't get put on trial TWICE! for touching children unless there some smoke near a fire.  (Please.  You don't.  You wouldn't.  You think AFTER BEING ACQUITTED OF MOLESTATION you'd EVER HAVE ANOTHER KID SLEEP IN YOUR BED??!!  You wouldn't.  Michael Jackson did.))

DEAD -- we're all free to mourn him.  praise him.  LOVE HIM once again.  They way the sidewalk lit up when he walked.  The way he could magically walk backwards...

400 Million Dollars in debt...  and once married to Elvis Presley's daughter... 

You're gonna tell me with all the "rumors" about Elvis really being alive (and marrying Lisa Marie, MJ was sure to know some stuff we don't), that the IDEA OF FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH didn't (at least) cross his mind???

Think about Elvis.  Dead on a toliet Elvis.  How much is Dead Elvis worth?  Something around 60 million a year. 

Everyone wins in a "Dead Michael Jackson" situation...  the people who repo'd NeverLand Ranch can turn it into the West Coast's  GRACELAND.  (trust me, California needs all the NEW BUSINESSES it can create)...  Sony gets to re-release eveything Michael's entire catalog (y'know, the same catalog they swiped, conned and leveraged from him when they dropped the dime on his kiddie fetish to the authorities...  Michael himself, the "corpse", gets to stop being talked about as a kid-fucker and be beloved again in a way that he hasn't been since 1986...

Just THINK ABOUT the GUEST LIST to this funeral:  E.T. might show up!  If Kermit the frog sang at Sammy Davis Jr.'s funeral, there's good chance a number of puppet, muppets and other fictional characters may actually show up at the memorial...

And speaking of memorials...  and 50 date concert tours...  wouldn't people go to MICHAEL JACKSON MEMEORIAL CONCERTS ALL OVER THE WORLD???

Take his "body" in a glass casket and travel the world!  Play all the same arenas!  Make it a JACKSON-PALOOZA!!  special quests in each town...  surviing members of the Jackson 5 singing ABC with a Young Michael on video screen...

Please, if millions of people went to see "BeatleMania" back in the 70's and 80's, the OFFICIAL MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL TOUR would crush.

By the way, Jackson's "live-in" "doctor" (yeah, I'm gonna put both terms in quotes) is "missing"...   (really?  no shit.  I'll keep ya posted.)

Sure you're dead, Michael.  Sure you are.
You're not in Cuba.  or Dubai.  or hiding in a closet in Encino.

Sure you're not.


See you in America, Michael...  (or whereever you're hiding)

The Great & Powerful 
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