(While watching SpongeBob Squarepants)
Me:  "Do you know where jelly comes from?"
Keri:  [turns and looks at me like I'm daft] "Duh, jelly fish." - Age 4


(Wormy is the 'pet' roll worm Caleb found - and worms he found were the same Wormy)
Me:  "How is wormy doing Ca?"
Caleb:  "He died."
Me:  "Oh no!  How did that happen?"
Caleb:  "I put him in the water to swim with us."
Me:  "Oh.  I guess he didn't know how to swim?"
Caleb:  "No, he just couldn't get out of the pool." - Age 3


(While driving home from base ball we see turkey's crossing the road and stop to watch)
Kristen:  [excitedly] "Oh look!  Pecans!"
Me:  "What?"
Kristen:  "Pecans!"
Me:  "What are you talking about?  Pecans?  Like a nut?"
Kristen:  [looking at me like I'm crazy] "NO!  In the road!  They are pecans!"
Me:  [very confused]  "Do you mean Peacocks?"
Kristen:  "Yes!!!"
Me:  "Kristen, those are turkey's." - Age 9


(While cuddling with the boys)
Me:  "I don't want you to be 7 years old.  Can't you just be 6 again?"
Connor:  [turns to me and smiles]  "Sarah, even if we are 7 we can still sit on your lap." - Age 6