Pimping
by Snake Blocker
Will you be my Shorty?
'Cause I'll be your pimp.
You may get slapped around,
If I see you're a whimp.
But I'll take care of you.
You'll get twenty percent.
Stay away from the drugs.
And stock plenty of mints.
I want you to smell nice.
I can't stand the fish.
Dress sexy for Daddy.
And you may get your wish.
Don't wear too much make-up.
Don't look like a whore.
It's whatever you make it.
Tonight you're adored.
So get down to business.
And don't waste my time.
I know that you want it.
So I'll call you Sublime.