Contradicktory Men

We always want to skip day one, in lue of day two

so this goes out to those guys that can relate to

what its like to live the "don't",  when we say "do"

we have a plateful of french fries, ranch and steak too

but our doctor told us to stick to distilled water and a morning grapefruit

we dream of being married and posting with a lake view

but can't even go a straight year of being faithful

so we take pulls and drink out of plastic lay dulls

cover racist comments by saying we're just being playful

but the underlying theme seems to ring hateful

so we hold our tongues just enough to keep our dates fooled

saying "Its my pleasure" but thinking "This chick better be grateful".

We need to tap into the magic before it becomes wasteful

cuz spirituality and happiness stick together like paper and staples.