A firefighter and his bride to be were killed on their way to the wedding. When they reached heaven they spent the first two weeks enjoying the wonder of it all however they still desired a wedding. So the truckie goes to St Peter and asks if it is possible to have a wedding in Heaven.

"I don't know," said St . Peter. "I'll get you an appointment with the Chief and you can ask him."

Two weeks later the couple are escorted in to a meeting with the Lord where they repeat their request. The Lord pondered a minute and said, "Give it five years and if you still want to get married come ask me again."

The couple were unhappy but time flies in heaven so they went about their business for the next five years and returned to ask the Lord once again. Again he asked them to "wait five more years and see." They left and waited for five more years before returning to see the Chief again. This time he had a different answer.

"My children you may certainly get married. In fact, the whole wedding is on me! Be in the gardens next Saturday at 10 AM."

On the appointed day they arrived to find the most beautiful sight they could have imagined. Flowers were everywhere, the heavenly choir was in great voice, Ghandi was there is his best robe sitting by Golda Miere. It was a joyous ceremony.

Unfortunately after a few week the firefighter and his bride decided it was all a mistake. So once more they had to go in front of the Lord to ask for a divorce.

After hearing their plea, the Lord leaned close and shook his head.

"Sorry, I can't do it. It took me ten years to find a priest up here. How long do you think it would take me to find a lawyer?"