A few days ago I had given myself the following status update on Facebook in jest:
Most people understood this was a joke, but a few idiots went nuts and decided to send me some nasty messages. THEN I started getting notes from complete and total strangers. This is one of the best of the bunch. I didn't respond because well, how do you really? I just thought I would share it with you all, assuming you would enjoy this as much as I did. This is the message reprinted VERBATIM:
Subject:
Here is why I do not approve of Obama's address to the students of America
Body:
Okay, I don’t want to get into a long discussion about this, but I feel
like I need to have my opinion be heard. All of you libbers can’t seem
to keep your mouths shut, and have to be getting in everyone else’s
business. I DO NOT APPROVE of OBAMA. For a few simple reasons, all
based on fact.
Fact one: he is a muslin. Baraka Hussein Obama is his
name. That is a fact. What Christian woman would name her son that?
Let me answer that: no one. Baraka was clearly birthed by some hijab
wearing cuckoo Jesus-hater, and then put into the hands of a
white
woman to trick us. TO TRICK AMERICANS.
Fact two: Obama supports Nazi
policy, like Universal Healthcare. This is a travesty. Obama is a
socialist. You know who else was a socialist? Obama’s good friend,
that communist Adolpho Hitler. Yeah, I said it. Obama? NOBAMA.
Obama is a fascist dictator with Islamic terrorist ties.
Fact 3:
Obama was not born in America. Obama was born in Hawaii. It is on
his “birth certificate.”
Fact 4: speaking to the youth of America is
yet ANOTHER Nazi policy. Remember the Hitler youth?
HE IS NOT A
CHRISTIAN. HE IS A TERROR-LOVING BARBARIAN. I bet you didn’t think
you would get an educated response on this issue. Well let me tell
you, not all Conservatives are dumb, okay? I’ve got some evidence to
support this. You just wait. Nazi. Socialist. NOBAMA.