Ho hum. Another Poconos weekend filled with tourists, traffic and putting another meal on your credit card you can't afford.

Well, only if you're going anywhere other than to our party.

We're throwing our biggest bash of the summer, our thank you present to all of our loyal readers and fans. We'll have SWAG, a contest for Weird Al tickets, live music from Stasis, beer specials, body painting . . . basically, it's gonna be a blast.

WHAT: SHARP SUMMER BASH 2008

WHERE: On the deck at Pocono Brewing Company, Route 611, Swiftwater

WHEN: Starting at 10 p.m. and going to whenever

COVER: None! None! None! None!

Did we say it's no cover? Because it's not. There's no cover.

In other words, we're giving you FREE music, FREE stuff, (possibly) FREE tickets, CHEAP beer, and NAKED chicks walking around in body paint.

If you can find that kind of deal anywhere else this weekend, godspeed.