Hey there fuckbags! JJ here. Just wanted update you guys on what's going on in the SOA house. Matt aka Deebs has been learning our songs at a pace of about 2 per practice and is good to go for our Otto's show tomorrow night. Dude is entirely too good at the guitar, and we may have to remove his head and capture his power via the quickening. Jason is more than ready to take the front man role, and you'd be surprised how many ways he can use the microphone as a fallice. The man's a savant.

We just finished up our end of the split with ALITA and we're having it mixed and mastered by Bombshelter. The first mix we got back from them sounds fucking AMAZING! No official release date yet but I assure you all it will be worth the wait.

That's it for now guys. Get ready for the Halloween show at The Big Easy in Yorkville. You have no idea how stoked we are about this show! We're gonna fuck your faces. You've been warned.

Bye now,
JJ