Hey there, sports fans! JJ here with another SOA update. So after a year of living and learning together as a band under an oppressive wallet rapist, we passed our final exam of Shady Ass Landlords 101 and got the fuck out of dodge. It turns out that moving out of a five-bedroom house with a week and half's notice can only lead to a logistical catastrofuck that ends with all of us getting 3 hours of sleep in a weekend. But we're all about to sign on for a new lease in a nicer, more bad ass house with a huge back porch with a built in fire pit! Yeah, it's pretty nice. Well it's not all of us, Dan bailed cause he has these dreams of "saving money" and "buying his own place one day". All this after he "wrote all of our songs" and "went to college" so he could "have a future". One day he'll own our sorry, sorry asses.

So anyways, we have a new disc out! It's a split called Short of All vs. A Light in the Attic. Guess who else is on it? We also have t-shirts and are ordering a new batch of stickers! We're booking some new shows, as well, and this will continue to be the best place to find all of our merch. If you don't want to wait around just hit us up with a message and we'll find a way to get our stuff out to you.

That's all I got, peace out guys!

-JJ