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Last Updated: 11/22/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 51
Sign: Pisces

City: Eastport
State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/23/2007

Who Gives Kudos:

Jeff (2)
tom (2)
Kerri Anne (2)
Sunday, January 04, 2009 

Current mood:  creative
American Indians should try these responses to what people usually say:
10.
How much white are you?
9. I'm part white myself, you know.

8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.
7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded European princess.

6. That's funny, you don't look white, either.

5.
My regalia is at home. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?
4.
Do you live in a covered wagon?
3.
What's the sacred meaning behind the square dance?
2.
Oh wow, I really love your buzzed hair! Can I touch it?
1.
What's your feeling about multi-state lotteries and river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?
3:27 AM
 
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Jeff
Jeff May

 
Love the number one reason.
 
Posted by Jeff on Sunday, January 04, 2009 - 1:45 PM
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tom
Thomas Douglas Cooke

 
"I'm part white myself but I can't prove it," has always been a favorite of mine.

 
Posted by tom on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 5:12 AM
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Kerri Anne
Kerri Messner

 
number 3 cracked me up

mostly because I have an uncle who is really into square dancing (he's 84)
coincidentally he lives in Maryland :-)

(between Rising Sun and Port Deposit)
 
Posted by Kerri Anne on Friday, January 23, 2009 - 7:20 AM
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