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Last Updated: 12/14/2009

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Status: Single
City: Huntington Beach
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/25/2007

Who Gives Kudos:

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 
Like I said, I will be but not now. I will also be posting am email address for you to contact me personally.
For instance, you will now be able to ask me advise on nearly anything. From romance to travel tips to the age old question, "French hairstylist vs. domestic. That sort of thing. My first inquiry was from Frank from the greater Port city of Greece. He asked, "Mark, when the battery in my auto dies, should I hold a proper funeral for it, give it to the out of towner at the repair shop or dump it into the sea?". A valid question, but I'm out the door and on my way to Trader Joe's to pick up a tub of their signature Three Pepper Hummus. I will get back to you Frank. Thanks for the inquiry!
See how efficient this service will be!
I look forward to all of your questions, comments as well as feedback.

All The Best,

Mark
5:14 PM
 
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d-no
Dean Polly

 
that one is simple, none of the above, hold a zombie ritual and bring it back from the dead.
 
Posted by d-no on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 5:40 PM
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FOX

 
may i say that one is a doozie
 
Posted by FOX on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 6:40 PM
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Danger

 
That hummus gave me hives.
 
Posted by Danger on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 10:39 PM
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Cpt; T. J. Massu -
John Massu

 
dear mark adkins;

mate you are a fuckhead. i happen to like fuckheads. anyway here is my enquiry;

What do you do when one of your best mates, the guitarist and no1 person to fuck around with onstage starts becoming a sissy? hes turning down all sorts of cool things like tins everynight and banging our heads on britney spears cd cases, to be sweet to bitches who only like him cos he's got the marijuana. thanks mark

regards, john. perth WA
 
Posted by Cpt; T. J. Massu - on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 5:26 AM
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SLUGGO

 
Hey Mark long time no see, anyways can you give me some advise on how to get a homie out of his garage. You see i got this homie that i'll call fastness,and he has not left his garage in over ten years. Should me and the homies have a intervention,should i kick his ass or should i just say fuck him.Please get back to me soon before fred waste his whole life away in that fuckin garage. P.S. I think his mom wants her garage back. Thanks for your time and wisdom,your homie Big Sluggo WSLHG13
 
Posted by SLUGGO on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 8:03 AM
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Eric
Eric Johnson

 
That sounds like a great idea Mark!! I just hope you're not going in over your head on this one. I'm imagining you getting a lot of questions!! Who knows...maybe then you can get a hot secretary!! Always lookin' on the bright side when you're livin' in a perfect world!!!!

I'll ask you a question soon. Until then...

Take care Mark!

Your Friend from Iowa,

- Eric
 
Posted by Eric on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 9:35 PM
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Condella

 
i might have one question for you, but thats it!
 
Posted by Condella on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 2:12 AM
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PALLAN
JEsse PAllan

 
your a fake!! i'd rather read shit from jamie nunn.
 
Posted by PALLAN on Thursday, May 08, 2008 - 8:39 PM
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The Average Ribbed Condoms

 
very good of you to help others with age-old art of advice, you lot are loved the world over.. so all i can ask you is- when is too much ganja really too much? lemme know, i really can't think of any crucial questions other than WHAT THE HELL IS ARNOLD SHWARTSANEGGER DOING GOVERNING CALIFORNIA!?!!?!??!! that stupid fuckin meat-head couldn't govern his way out of kiddies school for fuck sake!!
 
Posted by The Average Ribbed Condoms on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 - 10:54 AM
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Proud to be an Amarycan
Mary Quite Contrary

 
grocery store hummus sucks ass...you suck ass too.
 
Posted by Proud to be an Amarycan on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 5:00 PM
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