Yes monkeys and monkettes!!!
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Fucking Murdered!!!!!....
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Why, you say?....
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And hence, I present the first (and hopefully last) edition of:....
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"GUTTERMOUTH DEATH THREATS"....
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A story: Totally true (mostly)....
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Dateline 9/12/09 ....
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"So Mark you find a way to come to CANADA AND YOU COME TO TROIS RIVIERES FUCK SHERBROOKE TIME TO TAKE THE TABLES FCK THE PUNK ROCK YOUR DRUMMER IN MONTREAL I will give him the Punk Rock THIGD COULD GET MURDERED HE IS ALRIGHT"....
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Concerned my beloved friends? ....
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Me neither...until:....
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"i find them at foufounes Electrique, BUT FIND THEM BETTER ANYWHERE, I'll find in ryans sister Meredith"....
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Now!!!! ....
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Inquiring minds must now beg the following question!!!!!!....
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How does some (clearly) Intelligent fellow who is (perhaps)not too friendly to the group!!! ....
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KNOW MY SISTER'S NAME!!!!??????....
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She deserves nothing of the ire that I do...she is a veritable saint.... ....
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yet the threats continue:....
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"THe things IN QUEBECDONT NORMALLY DO BUT... GUTTERMOUTH FUCKING COME OWN FOR A SECOND, the meredith andR YAN COME TO THE SHOW CAUSE YOU NEED A HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"....
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Now!!!! ....
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the coolest thing about this threat is that it is fucking crazy and pretty much harmless...I'll totally hug a psychopath...a nice psychopath I will definitely hug.......
unless he is this kind of crazy psychopath:....
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MEREDITHE SHE WANT ME vafina..someithng hardcore. SISTER TO THE BAND SHE LOVE ME AND THE PUNK OF MONTREAL...COME ME OR I DANNCE WITH YOU THE FAMILY AT:
(address included in email...yet excluded here)....
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Okee Freaking Dokee!!!....
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I've got no insight for you right now....
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I'm just gonna go ahead and make a phone call to big sister
to make sure that:
"QUEBECPUNKTOYOU"
has not gone ahead and danced her prom night silly at my parent's home Address...which he somehow has....